It would definitely make both sides better for sure. But there’s something pure about the old way. Pure mind on mind. Maybe I’m just being a Luddite tho lol. I’m pretty singularity pilled at this point and feeling wistful now that the age of human obsolescence is upon us
I plagiarized this
Yeah I think it’s unlikely you’d be straight up arguing with ChatGPT but copy pasting your argument and then “help me attack this” then basically paraphrasing etc. But idk. Maybe that’s not such a bad thing in a way, augmentation in a sense. Just an early example of what we’ll be dealing with in literally everything soon lol
I’ve thought about this and a big reason I haven’t been posting much here or anywhere (beyond just being extremely busy in life) is that…I really don’t want to be arguing against chat Gpt lol. And I’m pretty sure these days it would be overwhelmingly common
I suppose I could’ve but I doubt she would’ve missed it to watch me and my partner put in a mediocre performance as usual lol
how dare you accuse me of plagiarism …..
wtf…I was hacked
Airmax personally reviewed this and said it was okay + good artistically
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I'll go first. No COC violations, threats, insults, etc. are intended. Please let me know how I did; this is my first time rapping. It's entitled "Head Bowed."
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Before you suck me off get your head bowed
You know you want me to come and get your ass plowed
Cause I'm the baddest bitch in this whole place
And you ain't even worth it, you just blank space
You just a motherf*cker ain't got endowed
A wanna be whore that only kowtows
So bend over now on your kneepads
And I'll show you domination like a dungeon dad
A disgrace, a sh*tface, chained and gagged
Erase your name--you gonna die sad!
Before you suck me off get your head bowed
You know I'm on fleek, turn your ass around
I see it in your eyes, got invidia
At least I'm not like you, no chlamydia
And when I take that whip I got good form
But when you in the bed you just deformed
And when I'm with my man, I'm good for 'im
But when you with your girl, you're just lukewarm
A scrawny little dunce, f*ckin moron
You wish you could be me with that more brawn
Before you suck me off get your head bowed
Cause I make all the men go oh wow
So guzzle all that milk, let the honey flow
Like my rap, perfect pace; I get the money, hoe
You crawl up to me beggin' for some handouts
But I ain't here to help bail your ass out
If you want my money, my treats, and no bans
Better show me you can work that f*ckin' poll stand
So crawl on over hear with your lap dance,
good dog, rub against a real man's lance
Before you suck me off get your head bowed
I hear you in that dungeon, got you beggin' loud
I got the brains, I got the ass, I got the ripped men
Know that I'm always turnt like a straight ten,
But you anorexic ugly like a gay one
Ain't no one wanna see your limp blowgun
Microscopic anyway--it's sorry hon'
You need that f*cking dildo just to get off
Cause no one wants to see you with your clothes off
So you take out your frustrations in these rage posts
But you ain't got nothing in those empty boasts
Before you suck me off get your head bowed
You know you want me to come and get your ass plowed
Cause mine ain't flaccid like yours at climax
I know how to give it on those freakin' barebacks
So come on sorry hoe and give that deep throat
I know you want it bad but I'm not gonna gloat
Your sorry enough with your sad-ass rhymes
It's not your fault that you're past your prime
Oh, wait--nevermind!
You know I'm the baddest bitch in this whole place
And you know you're just a waste of space
Yeah, before you suck me off get your head bowed
Drink it all up like you need it now!
And if you do good I might not lock you up
Got the dungeon all ready to f*ck you all up.
Bitch.
*drops mic*
Good I’m off the hook lol. I’ll still do the voting thing so I can contribute by voting
Ok I’m undecided but I’ll seek out debates to vote on
Do I need to vote first? Also are topics/sides randomly assigned?
I would love to as I don’t want online debating to perish but I simply do not have the time let alone against opponents of that caliber. I would be crushed lol. Although I will think about it a little more
I might post my worst personal cringe anecdote here if we had spoiler tags.
The second-worst was in high school, when a girl asked me if I wanted to watch a movie at her place later and her parents wouldn't be home. I turned her down because I'm mostly not a movie person. Only years later did I realize what she wanted.
there was this Romanian girl at my HS who invited me to go as her partner to some community dance they were having and I turned her down bc I chose to go to a debate tournament lmao
Lmao this is still up https://www.amazon.com/Collected-Works-Thett3-Thett-Three/dp/1719940940
That’s the perfect role
hell yea this was the most cringe (in a good way) and also the most hilarious DDO trend count me in
You’re kidding. That’s legitimately terrible can’t even really be spun as funny. Brutal
Street encounters with Emmanuel Macron
err I mean circa 1989
Pretty sure I would’ve had a worse time if I had run into some 14 year old boys circa 2009 while I was holding an ant book made for six year olds lol
I mean I was about to enter high school checking out a book made for seven year olds I don’t blame them
lol I spelled anecdotes wrong
add to the list??
https://www.debatecraft.com/forum/c/personal/posts/sq/cringe-andcdotes-thread
I was asked to post this thread. I have a number of these in my upcoming NYT best seller memoir. I’ve copied one of the more mild ones below, and encourage others to share similar cringe hijinks:
It was the first day of the summer after 8th grade, and I had convinced my mother to take me to the library. The purpose of this visit was to acquire literature relating to my latest obsession: ants. I at first attempted to find an “adult book” on the subject but, failing to successfully navigate the Dewey Decimal System, I quickly went to the familiar children’s section. I cobbled together all of the books they had on ants, including some that were particularly childish. At the top of the pile was a bright green book with a drawing of an anthropomorphic ant on the cover.
As I went to find my mother, I heard someone calling my name. Turning around, I saw two girls from school that I was friends with approaching. I quickly tried to reshuffle my pile of books, but all that did was draw even more attention to the stack. The ensuing conversation was painful.
“Whatcha’ got there?”
“Oh I uh…”
“Oh um…ants…that’s cool…”
“yeah uhh they are really interesting”
I could see the emotions on their faces rapidly shift from friendly curiosity, to confusion, to bemused disbelief, and finally to contempt as they took in the situation.
“…well have a good summer.”
I never heard from either of them again
Sir, I’m a virtual penguin
You’re welcome I have plenty of cringe anecdotes that should make anyone feel better about themselves maybe I’ll poast them sometime
he was very active on DART. Did he change his username?
Be honest. How many of you have liked your own post? This is a safe place, we won't judge
there was one time on DART I did, then I realized how cringe that is so I unliked it, then whoever I was arguing with must’ve been smoking me bc they had a lot more likes so I got insecure and liked my comment again
It feels childish now but I was only 47 years old at the time
I agree with this. I think it also applies some very soft but non zero pressure against engagement. If I see a take I really agree with I’ll just smash that mf like button instead of like the old days quoting and saying “this” or even better saying “I agree” then augmenting for some reason
