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What if burger but Olympics?

Which partakes more of virtue burger or fries?

I'm serious guys y'all shouldn't do it. Remember when you punted Gary in the face and he cried so hard he pissed in the ball pit? Not cool.

Please bro. Just one. Just one burger. Just buy one burger. Only one burger. Please? One more burger that's all I'm asking. Just one.

-RealMcDonalds

Hey guys! We forgive you for saying mean things about us after Luigi and all that but we want you to know that it was really really mean and hurtful :(. Please apologize to us. Because just because we are soulless automatons, we also have big hearts and even bigger burgers :). Please leave your personal apologies below and we will cleans you of your sins

-RealMcDonalds

don't forget i'm with you in the dark with your heart as my mark

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Guys.... Guys.... Something is wrong. Someones been going around using the handle FakeMcDonalds. I think they possess me and they make posts here and then... Then they leave. I'm not McKidding® around either. I don't remember anything when they're done posting. Please theory craft what's going on. Is this a Burger King psy op?

-RealMcDonalds

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