SatanLucy

Yes, climate change is real and unequivocally driven by human activity.

I mean, we are talking about 8 billion people on the planet, and they all fart, so yeah that's gonna cause a lot of pollution.

Pheromones work in all animals. I don't see why humans wouldnt have this otherwise universal ability.

The Jews desperately need a Messiah.

I can agree to be their Messiah if they pay me 5000$ a month. Otherwise, it's not gonna happen. There is no Messiah. Their book lied to them. Jesus tried to fake being one, but everyone except Jews followed him so yeah that's a bit awkward.

What, you don't buy the idea that someone's hair length is related to his strength?

Have you seen John Wick?

In prison, pedophiles get the worst treatment. Murderers get treated badly only if they are actually retarded as well. So yeah, I can say for sure pedophiles and atheists are most hated people.

True, but everyone likes being attractive.

When I played Democracy 4 for the first time, I played as USA, and USA has 34 trillion dollars of debt.

Of course, my first thought was "I should pay off the debt". So I did. I slightly raised taxes, I reduced expenses, I balanced the budget, and the debt was decreasing quickly even on maximum difficulty of the game.

However, when the elections came, I lost elections badly. Despite that I literally payed off 30% of debt in my first term, I still lost elections.

So I realised that trying to pay off the debt just means you lose the game, on highest difficulty.

Then I got this idea, why pay off the debt at all? Abolish all taxes, and operate as an entirely debt funded economy.

At first I thought "No way this actually works".

So I did it. I abolished all taxes, I introduced helicopter money, free state housing to maximum, state schools of highest quality, businesses grants, free healthcare, free food, basically whatever service an average voter wants, I did it. And I did it all funded entirely by debt. Literally 0 income in taxes.

The result? Even on highest difficulty, I won 99% of votes 2 times in a row.

My popularity was so high that my party got 150 million votes while the opposing party merely got 2 million.

I literally had 99% approval rate, all while I increased the debt to 100 trillions.

Did the economy collapse? Nope. Apparently, you can increase debt to infinite. It doesnt do anything.

Trump cuts his own hair. I cut my own hair too. OMG I AM TRUMP

I am confused about everything, yeah, even about this.

I have 666 personalities, and they are all fighting for a controller, so my guess is, yeah sure.

As long as my hair is mathematically perfect, I shall have the magic of Gods on my side.

The guy who lives in New Jersey, identifies as from Korea, then Bosnia, and now Tokyo.

Wonder where he'll be from tomorrow?

Its called being trans place - I identify being in different place than where I actually am. If you truly supported trans people, you would encourage this.

I've always considered that jews are very complicated people, so it's going to be difficult for them to find a country that accept them

Jews are present in almost all countries. They are everywhere. Tho Jews in Bosnia oppose Israel.

I realized that looks maxing probably isn't enough for someone who is 5 out of 10 like me. At best I can push it to 6 out of 10, and this is even assuming a mathematically perfect haircut with AI doing all the statistical calculations regarding hair, such as what type of hair attracts women the most, what type of hair has highest success rate.

But then I decided to read some science, and apparently pheromones are a thing.

I think I already have enough pheromones given how rare i shower and how rare I change my underwear, so I am a bit unaware of how those pheromones help.

No, the wars never end. Trump lied. He said all wars will end in 24 hours. Can you believe that? Guy who stole from charity, committed war crimes, and is insane old man who can't stop making false promises about peace? USA wasn't at peace ever. Weapon production industry can't allow peace because they need wars for weapon testing.

If you are sick/unhealthy isn't that the optimal time to worship Jesus? Healing sick people was kind of his thing.

I don't want to be healed. I am just saying that my pooping looks like a scene of a horror movie.

Then Iran will reduce Tell Aviv.

Not on Sunday?

I sometimes poop on Sunday. I don't poop like normal human, so it's not a good day to worship Jesus. I don't exactly have a fixed schedule when it comes to what religion i convert to on what day. I just wake up and ask myself "What religion I want to be today?" Few days ago, I was Sikh.

Everyone hates pedophiles. Even pedophiles hate pedophiles. Being a pedophile is worse than being Hitler, Stalin, murderer or Trump. It's the single most hated characteristic a person could have, except in case of women pedophiles because women are treated better than men.

That realization made me realize that is god all loving? No; but he's more loving than the left.

This is all true btw

I convert to Christianity on Friday. I am an atheist on Monday because that's when I am also a nihilist, Venus satanist on Saturday because of the song "Saturday Satan", and on most days I am cynical tsundere.

I did a personality test, and I think I am "cynical tsundere".

Good, I just woke up, and ran out of cigarettes so this is like the worst thing which can happen to a human.

It doesn't matter who wins, as long as they don't do something stupid like ending all wars, building good relationships with their neighbors, helping Palestine in effort to reduce terrorism as opposed to breeding terrorism by making Palestinian's lives hell, or just being decent human beings not hated by half of the world.

Yes. I find it a bit entertaining. Pack a lot of information into a very short form so I don't have to write a lot.

The definition of mental illness changes. Gays, trans, furries and therians used to be classified as mentally ill. Now they are normal. Psychology isn't a real science, so naturally it can't come up with a working definition of mental illness, mental strength, mental dependency, addiction... They change their definitions all the time and pretend they are some ground of all truth, science and reason. They changed definition of autism about 50 times by now. Sigmund Freud, who invented this nonsense, was himself a clearly insane man obsessed with other people's dicks. That's really not a good start for some science.

I am a trans person. Well, I am trans age actually. I identify as a 13 year old Japanese anime schoolgirl living in Tokyo and studying to become a rocket engineer while having a secret career as an anti-smoker activist and fighter plane pilot, but when night comes I dress up as a catgirl and fight crime.

Tho some people find my Gish gallop persuasive.

That's mainly because I have perfected the Gish gallop into a more superior strategy where no matter how opponent writes his text, he can't possibly respond to everything I type with same character count.

It's also useful in real life talk.

To point out the difference, my Gish gallop consists of listing things in one sentence as opposed to breaking them into separate sentences.

Someone might say:

Abortion is wrong. It kills human life. It reduces birth rates. It makes women depressed.

And this would be imperfect Gish gallop.

A more perfect version would be:

Abortion is wrong, kills human life, reduces birth rates, makes women depressed.

Even tho it's saying same thing, it is saying it in a shorter form and avoids unnecessary repetition.

Still one of the best debators on the platform tho

I prefer to think of myself as the worst, mainly cuz half the time I am just typing random things. Sometimes I don't even mean what I type.

I think if we all have the confidence that we ourselves look good, then what matters what another person says about how you look.

It matters because the other person controls rejections and face punches.

I could think of myself as "good looking" in my own weird way, but if another person doesn't think that, then they are going to punch me in the face.

Maybe looks are subjective, but bullying isn't, and ugly people are more likely to get bullied.

What other people think matters because those other people administer the punishment.