SatanLucy

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SatanLucy · 12 days ago

People hate free speech. I was banned from countless muslim and christian servers merely for arguing for Meowist religion.

SatanLucy


I deny science and logic. I dont believe that these things exist.


A lot of people come to me and say:


"Logic determines what is true"


"Science determines what is true"


"Observations determine what is true"


To that, I reply:


"No, Meowbah determines what is true."


But here, we must reach into a deep area of philosophy, or as I like to call it, Meow-philosopher.


First question is: "What determines something to be true?"


Some people might say "Logic determines what is true."


But such claim is a self defeating claim, because how do you prove it?


If you say "Logic determines that its true that "logic determines what is true",


You encounter two problems. First is obvious circular reasoning. Second problem is infinite regress, where you just made another claim which you need to prove, and if you try to prove it using logic, you are merely making one more claim which needs to be proved. For each claim you need to prove true, another needs to be made which proves it true, but that demands another proof and so on to infinity.



Science and observations face exactly same problem.


"Observation determines what is true"


What makes this claim true then?


"Observation determined that its true that "observation determines what is true"".


What makes this claim true?


No matter how you structure your arguments regarding what determines truth, you encounter infinite regress or circularity.


And I can merely respond with symmetry:


"Meowbah determines what is true".


And use exact same argument you use to prove mine.


However, symmetry is broken by the fact that Meowbah is God, so she can break infinite regress with her infinite power, where science and logic of humans cannot.

SatanLucy

Well, at least Trump's billionaire friends are gonna get insanely rich.


Maybe average American will be poorer, but fuck them, they are just worker bees. Let's make rich richer!

SatanLucy

Alright, I think I improved everything I could improve regarding hair, facial hair, eyebrows.


Now whats left is skin care, tho that takes time. I am not sure how much face exercises can improve face appearance, but sure I will try.


SatanLucy

I have decided to shave off this God given curse from nightmares called facial hair.




AI says I look slightly better now, and I trust AI more than I trust my mother.

SatanLucy

I may need to give up on beard. I think mustache once it eventually grows, plus that hair on chin under lips, is gonna look fine while the few hairs which grow as beard are getting shaved.


If God wanted me to be without beard, I have no idea why he still chose to create few random hairs which I have to constantly shave.

SatanLucy
you have blue eyes so that's a good thing


I would love to have black eyes. Or preferably light green. I am not so sure about my eye color being ideal, but I can't change that unless I do something like wearing contacts which I am not gonna do obviously.

SatanLucy

AI says I am supposed to look like this:



This is 10 out of 10 according to AI.


But I look like this:




I am not far off when it comes to hair. However, the facial hair is screwing me because I literally can't grow a beard like that. I still need to grow my mustache a bit so that should fix it. As for beard, maybe I was born with some gene which fails to grow beard.

SatanLucy

Wait till I grow my mustache fully. I decided to do a mustache which is shorter on sides, not Hitler short, just a bit shorter. I am looks maxing so that when I walk by, women immediately drop down their pants.


AI says I can realistically reach 8 out of 10 looks, and you know what that means. I can finally work at a strip club!

SatanLucy

People keep telling me "Be rational, be logical, this is the truth, science says bla bla bla...".


But they dont get it. I am religious, I believe in magic, so I dont need to be rational.


Even if you were telling the truth and were 100% logically correct, then I should prefer to believe in magic instead of in your words.


You are living in a simulation, and you say "Well, science is still true within this simulation". But you dont get it, not everyone lives in your simulation.


Magic is true within my imagination, and science is true within this simulation. But if I already have to live in some simulation, I should prefer to live in my own simulation instead of believing in something as stupid as science.

SatanLucy
your side view looks better. You don’t see the blank stare.


I smile rarely. My face rarely changes expression. Its a flaw, yes.

SatanLucy

When the end of the world comes and your scientists remain silent, do not turn to Meow. Meowbah offered her hand to you, but you rejected it. A meow! Ameow!

SatanLucy

Ideally, I would want to look like this (AI generated photo):




But problem is that hair on back rarely ever grows that way. It tends to curl much more.

SatanLucy

Alright, I am getting a new haircut. I am getting better at cutting my own hair. I just hate that I have to make it short.




Most people think having a long hair is easy for a man, but keep in mind that at some point you begin to look less like John Wick and more like woman with mustache.


My hair grows in a weird way, and one of biggest difficulties becomes when I let it grow too long. It doesn't look good and manly. I start looking like woman.