Wryly

Originally Posted by Banana on 7/1/2026 at 2:49 AM (post #65)

only way i can see this role helping town is if u were trying to bait them to visit u by hinting a pr. which didnt really seem like ur plan. and even that culd backfire if town didnt believe u. i just dont think hiding it to kill maf was ur actual intention since u l8er decided to just claim the role.

from my pov it seems like u came up with the claim after the day phase started and hoped u claimed early enough for it to still give u cred. i dont get the way u played this imo

That lines up with his "especially the first paragraph" remark in #4, only for it to turn out to be the second paragraph after he claimed.

Originally Posted by Thoth on 7/1/2026 at 1:17 AM (post #53)

Originally Posted by Wryly on 7/1/2026 at 12:07 AM (post #50)

Maybe they know about that thing you did behind the tree on the playground in the third grade!

Wishing I were dead because I wanted to play tag but would be at risk of fainting if I tried to run for more than two seconds?

You're no fun. Now I'm sad.

Originally Posted by Thoth on 7/1/2026 at 1:15 AM (post #52)

After thinking about it for a while, I'll SOP-claim. My role is called Paranoid. If someone's action visits me, I have a 50:50 chance of (1) killing them and neutralizing their action or (2) redirecting their action to a randomly chosen player. Justification is that Chris Langan is a vocal supporter of guns and conspiracy theories. Check out his banner on XformerlyTwitter for an example.

The first paragraph of his Wikipedia article says nothing about guns or conspiracy theories.

Don't sweat it buddy I make people scratch their heads all the time, you're in good company

Originally Posted by Thoth on 7/1/2026 at 1:01 AM (post #46)

Originally Posted by Wryly on 7/1/2026 at 12:01 AM (post #45)

Her responses are amusing me so she must be town

If amusing people made me town, I would never roll scum again

Are you amusing people? We can't know. The like button is gone. There is no law. Every post lands in a reaction vacuum. Maybe no one finds you funny. Maybe everyone hates you. Maybe they know about that thing you did behind the tree on the playground in the third grade!

I vote we get a claim from Shining on the grounds that Shining is guilty until proven innocent, and so it has always been, unto the time of the ancestors

Her responses are amusing me so she must be town

Find a fault in my reasoning. You can't

I see no fault in a moratorium on further claims, but I also regret nothing. Nothing I tell you, nothing! Also, Lunatic should know that no one is an impartial judge of their own farts, that's basic fartology.

I will now wait for Shining to say something surly, Pie to press someone for a claim, Mikal to use OGI, Mago to do something off-the-wall, and Banana to offer some immediately towny-seeming lowercase reads.

Donut: CARL, IT IS ANOTHER VILE MURDERER.

Carl: I don't think so, not this time. Also, I know you don't have to type in all caps. I've seen you do it before. It makes you sound like you're yelling.

Donut: I AM YELLING, CARL.

There is no strategic reasoning behind my claim, for clarification. It was pure fun. I see no patent advantage to character claiming for town. It hands scum a slight advantage in informing their town role guesses. A more-than-slight advantage if you say things like "I bet you Kohai based my role justification on the first paragraph of the Wikipedia article."

"But how can she talk? She's still a cat!"

"I am right here, you know," Donut said. "It's quite rude to talk about me as if I'm not in the room. And if you must know, Carl, for me, I hear your speech as it should be heard. And you hear mine as that disgusting monkey grunting you call English. This whole translation system is quite elegant, I must admit."

"I'm gonna have to start the tutorial all over," Mordecai said. "She's not a pet anymore. She's now classified as a regular crawler."

"Not necessary. I heard everything you said to my manservant," Donut said. "Now wave your hand and grant me access to my prize boxes so we can get this farce rolling."

"Manservant?" I said.

"He's a little slow," Donut said to Mordecai. "Intelligence of only three. Sad, really. But he's been with the family for a while now, and I just can't see myself letting him go."

Originally Posted by whiteflame on 6/30/2026 at 4:12 PM (post #2)

*starts to read through the OP*

I've just never been great at following rules. Forgive me if I miss something in this mix.

Anyway, good to be back at it. I'm still at work, but I'll try to be active this evening.

Lol "read the rules". You just skim and then wait for Thoth to tell you what they are later in an "I'm amazed no one else read this" tone.

No one will know who my character is so I will shamelessly fangirl.

Carl of the series Dungeon Crawler Carl had recently discovered his girlfriend was cheating on him. Until she got back from her adulterous vacation, he was stuck with her prize-winning cat, which his girlfriend had extravagantly named Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk, Grand Champion Best in Show.

When aliens attacked Earth and forced the survivors into a World Dungeon to compete on a sadistic intergalactic television show, Carl found himself pantsless in a dungeon holding a spoiled cat he never signed on to be responsible for. That is until Donut ate an Enhanced Pet Biscuit he had received as loot. It granted her sentience, the ability to speak, and stats that would go on to make her a powerful mage-class dungeon crawler. She declared herself Grand Champion Best in Dungeon, Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk, and a legendary duo was born!

2. Be respectful to your fellow players.

Lunatic likes his own farts and Thoth eats his own boogers.

I am Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk, Grand Champion Best in Dungeon, wearer of the Enchanted Crown of the Sepsis Whore, Mother of Mongo, enemy of cocker spaniels.

MeowMix was fun, hope he comes back.

Subbing Banana in would've been fair imo. And yeah I'm certain Lunatic would've done it despite Mikal's objections if I hadn't changed my mind about quitting.

Hate Boner is the name of wylted's death metal band btw

Banana wrote:

i never death tunneled him idk why he keeps saying that. i questioned him about his role being smelly which if you look at the role list he wasn’t so he was actually cced by my justification. n i also questioned him for defending ultra. that was it. i didn’t vote him or anything i just wanted answers

If he thought the replacement was going to be unfavorable to him at all he was bound to try to pressure the mod against it. Even showing a little skepticism toward him was probably enough.

Banana wrote:

i pushed Mikal and ultra dp1 lol. makes sense why i died. sorry i was so obvious with my role. i was trying to be less obvious but people kept saying i was doing some OGI thing and they weren’t reading between the lines

If it makes you feel better the possibility that you were LD went totally over my head, but then scum were bound to be more hypervigilant about that than me.

Banana wrote:

so why was i told i could replace in and then ghosted…

Mikal trying to win by any means necessary ofc lol.

This may have been my favorite post this game.

Lunatic wrote:

whiteflame wrote:

Out of curiosity, what was the phrase we used to get RB'd NP2, Mikal?

It was “abate” and it was only said because our copied and pasted all of Mikal’s words back to you lol

Harsh lol

Kohai wrote:

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whiteflame wrote:

Can we just acknowledge how silly it is that one of two Jews in the game got Christianity and converted the Jew character to the cult of Christianity? All hail the cult!

There's also that the only member of the LGBT community here rolled the LGBT community and refused to join the group that was all about inclusion. Silliness all around.

I'm actually LGBT lol

*fist bump*

I feel like once the cultist joined the mason chat it was bound to all be over from there

whiteflame wrote:

Can we just acknowledge how silly it is that one of two Jews in the game got Christianity and converted the Jew character to the cult of Christianity? All hail the cult!

There's also that the only member of the LGBT community here rolled the LGBT community and refused to join the group that was all about inclusion. Silliness all around.

As if it wasn't bad enough for you to rave about hidden Jews through all of a whole DP, after Helz's town confirmation you had to go and have an antisemitic conniption fit that looked scummy af.

Laughing my ass off at MeowMix's ability descriptions.

I didn't think Kohai's role was that bad. I just would've expected him to be Irish. But I guess Russians and vodka and shit.

Your racist ass I stg

Kohai wrote:

Wryly wrote:

Okay dude what happened lol. Been waiting all game to ask you where you got the idea that mafia were given three choices.

I said I literally. fucking hallucinated. I think being forced to act drunk caused it

Lol fml. Well I still love you man, please don't quit mafia.

Okay dude what happened lol. Been waiting all game to ask you where you got the idea that mafia were given three choices.