Wryly

Are you still on

I can save results for tomorrow if not

"Luna is always great for a balance of brains, humor, and good nature. Cool guy, cool mafia player. Mad respect."

You know, I think I have some sort of autism spectrum disorder because ever since forever during school I would get assignments like "write down your thoughts on (boring thing discussed during class) and I would be completely incapable of writing much. Fuck fluoride and vaccines, burger schools cause autism.

Lol. Like when you're staring at the page waiting for your brain to let out a trickle of a coherent sentence to write down, and nothing comes. Yeah.

Like #1382 of DP3. Something about just rubs me the wrong way. I don't know if its the sucking up to Helz, or the bad formatting just makes me angry, but I don't read it as town.

Banana was definitely alone in seeing that Helz was town. The rest of us seemed to sus him based on his claim and behavior. I do question whether she really was town and had commendable insight or she just knew Helz was town because she was scum, and it still bothered her that town was putting Helz through something she had experienced firsthand and still had reservations about.

Holy shit he actually dug up something

Are you expecting him to spontaneously transform into a meticulous archivist here or what

Can't say I agree with you guys that scum tried to NK Pie, but we'll see tomorrow.

Uh cuz I didn't fucking know?? Like Jesus Christ why would I think it would work like that, he never told me and was vague as fuck in response to my questions since the beginning and only clarified it today after maximum pressure from me and probably Pie

Clarify my role last DP how??

How sure are you that your injurer is town

I should never have joined. I have problems saying no to people. Fuck this guild shit. It's pro-scum.

I pestered Mikal further.

He said anything that is opposed to my wincon investigates as guilty.

I almost don't want to lynch Banana now. If there's not bus driver the case against he becomes much less ironclad.

Yeah I was really thinking it made no sense for her to be an NK target because if they have a Bus Driver they could just kill Pie. But if they don't have one, targeting someone with a low probability of being doctored makes more sense.

Helz was a great wingman. I shot my boi. I shot him. 😭

Also he confirmed I am an alignment Cop, he just won't clarify what he means by "game mechanics" affecting my results -- because he is not referring to simple manipulation roles.

Let's give Mag1c some time.

guys I'm typing rn hold on

courtesy Unvote

If I don't know whether opposing guild members investigate as guilty, I don't know if scum have a Bus Driver. That theory depended largely on having both an inno check on Alyssa and a guilty check on Pie. If Pie investigates as guilty to me as long as I'm in the Tigers, maybe scum just have a Lawyer and lawyered Alyssa. In that case, it would explain why they couldn't just bus drive around Vader and kill Pie, or me. It also means I would be unable to Cop anyone in Pie's guild. Mikal's reticence here is definitely an inconvenience.

I don't think it really affects my decision here though. Either scum tried to NK Banana or Banana is scum. I still think she's an unlikely NK target.

VTL Banana

Laaaaaaame

Mikal responded. He won't elaborate on if opposing guild members investigate as guilty.

It was safe to SOP claim Miller especially if Shining is a partner

Oh. Duh.

My former point stands. If Rex is scum, how do you explain the lack of an NK? Is Shining town and Banana Rex's scummate? If Shining is Rex's scummate, do you really think they went all in for you and Vader stopped the NK?

wha- I AM ONLY HUMAN, ANONYMOUS LIKE CLICKER

I'm too tired for this. The metabolic waste be building up in my brain brudda. It's like thinking through syrup. No one has put forward a theory that explains the lack of an NK better than "Pie jailkept Banana", so I'm gonna vote Banana later on tonight.

So by the time REF had claimed, everyone but Shining and Max had posted in the DP and not SOP claimed

The neurons aren't firing today. What are you getting at here?

Yeah that was one datum that fell through the cracks as life jostled and quaked the tectonic plates of my mind. Suffice to say, I remembered it afterwards and voiced my chagrin in chat.

When did REF join

4/2/26 12:20 AM

He SOP'd his role 5 minutes later at 12:25. Full claimed 15 minutes after that, at 12:40.

When did you join the guild

Mikal added me to guildchat 4/5/26 6:08 PM

He just went invisible on Discord.

Get back here and answer me, cruel god!

Ask him point blank: if I investigate a member of the other guild, do they show up as innocent or guilty?

Awaiting response.

4/2/26, 12:40 AM

Can confirm.