Wryly

As promised.

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Swagnarok: Lashwnda is a beautiful, strong, independent black woman who don't need no man. I hope she manages to achieve #justice4tyrone

zedvictor4: It's going to take a 65 year old Caucasian Brit trained in the art of the English language, a while to come to terms with the Lashwnda concept. Though those lips sure is made for sucking juice.

Wylted-Lashwnda: Ain't you Welsh? I aint puttin these juicy lips anywhere near somethin that's been in a sheep pussy.

Catching up now.

Supa said I can enter the game to simp for Wryly.

She is beautiful.

Someone has been enjoying my wylted quotes.

Will catch up later on tonight.

I think you intentionally didn’t kill Wryly because you’re Godfather and somehow figured out her claim (why would a Town be looking for investigative roles?) because it paints me as scum.

His argument is that since you claim Godfathers interfere with your results, you could not have read that there was 1 scum on Rex's wagon if either Kohai, whiteflame, or Mag1cman was a Godfather.

I figured it was you the second you spent so much time arguing there could be three investigatives. In addendum, you felt a lot of need to ask Magoroth if he were a dreamer.

I figured if I was still alive today after that, it probably meant there was a Godfather because Godfathers want to be copped. In that way telegraphing my role a bit might actually keep me alive long enough to cop the non-Godfather. Alas.

No time rn, be back on later

I'm the Cop. NP1 copped Pie, he was innocent. NP2 copped Mag1c. Innocent. Wouldn't be surprised if there was a GF though, some people sure seemed certain we had another investigative

So, it's Mag1c

YES MOTHERFUCKER

If you're town, fuck you. Fuck you for being weird, all over the place, discrediting your own results, unsteady under fire, unsteady on the trigger, inconstant, and suspicious af.

If you're scum, well played, points for daring.

Get your shit together ffs

wtf are you on about now

Ha, if any doubt remained after my VTL of him, I'm happy that cleared it up.

Not that you were considering it anyway. Just wanted to add that it's actually mechanically impossible.

Shining/Thoth is not possible. Only 1 scum in Magoroth's non-wagon POE (me, Shining, Thoth) can be scum if Magoroth is telling the truth.

L-1

Dudes. Not much time left.

If I'm wrong I'll eat it.

VTL Shining

Kohai and you cannot both be scum if whiteflame is telling the truth

*Magoroth

typing too fast bc I have no time

*scum partners

You tunneled Magoroth hard after his Sensor results; you're not scum

Shining has FOS's Magoroth hard; they're not scum

You railed at Thoth for not coming forward with his whiteflame tell; you two are not scum

Shining VTL'd Thoth; nixing them

Thoth tunneled whiteflame; they're not scum

You and whiteflame cannot both be scum if Magoroth is telling the truth

Kohai and whiteflame cannot both be scum if Magoroth is telling the truth

Kohai and you cannot both be scum if whiteflame is telling the truth

What is there to disagree with here

The unpairings are

Mag1cman/Magoroth

Shining/Magoroth

Mag1cman/Thoth

Thoth/Shining

whiteflame/Thoth

whiteflame/Mag1cman

Kohai/whiteflame

Kohai/Mag1cman

Weigh in man

Again, are you on board with a Shining VTL?

I don't see the utility in confirming Thoth's role since Governor is NAI.

That kind of limits us to Shining since if Thoth is telling the truth about his role he's not gonna let a lynch on himself go through anyway

Yes

If Mag1c flipped, only Shining. If Shining flipped, Kohai or Mag1c.

Are you on board with a Shining lynch

Who are you leaning toward for a VTL

I woke up late and have somewhere to be I don't have time to make an MU account